1. First of all, this is what it looked like inside the venue. 2. See that middle part, that's where the illuminati sacrifices occur. 3. I’m kidding (mostly), but the energy is very " Kim Kardashian ’s $50 million minimalist monastery." 4. Anyway, Heidi Klum was probably the most popular person of the night. 5. She practically haunted the place. 6. She also probably scared the shit out of people blending in with the statues. 7. Speaking of inanimate objects, there was Kim Kardashian having a ball. 8. Bad Bunny just kind of walked around with his cane glaring at people. 9. Stanley Tucci displayed unprecedented levels of elegance in his heterosexuality. 10. Rihanna and A$AP Rocky couldn't believe what they were seeing in Heidi Klum's outfit. 11. Pretty much everyone was like WHAT IS THAT?! 12. But Rihanna and ASAP really had fun with it. 13. These three!!!!!! Amiright?!?!? 14. Katy Perry spent the whole night showing off her "face cage" party trick. 15. She knew exactly what she was doing with that thing. 16.…