4. "I met my buddy, the groom, at a local bar where everyone was buying him drinks." "We agreed to meet at a strip bar about 20 minutes away, but when we got there, there was no groom. We waited half an hour and still nothing, so we all left. I saw the groom at work the following Monday with his face and hands all torn up and asked what had happened.  His future brother-in-law had been driving him to the club, and on the way he felt sick. His brother-in-law pulled over on the side of the motorway, and my buddy got out to be sick over the guard rail. However, he fell over the guard rail and rolled down a hill into some thorny bushes. Luckily, the brother-in-law is a big bloke — he went down the hill, dragged him back up, put him in the car, and took him home, dropping him into bed. ‘I would have liked to see the look on his face when he woke from his alcohol-induced episode and looked in the mirror. Priceless!’" – NYFireFighter69 12.…