There are so many jobs out there that I would never be able to do, plumbing being one of them. God bless the women and men who fix our pipes and deal with the filth I'd rather never acknowledge existed. 1. "For about two months, at least once a week, a toddler flushed anything he could down the toilet. Hairbrushes, toothbrushes, bottles of soap and shampoo, but the absolute best thing he flushed down was a Wolverine action figure. His adamantium claws had him clinging on for dear life in the toilet trap. The look on the mother's face when we pulled him out was just as good." 2. "One of the weirder ones was the time I vacuumed a D battery out of a urinal in a bar." —u/ PurpleBucketofAIR 3. "I was changing a primary bathroom's shower cartridge, and this dude had two giant Mason jars on his nightstand full of toenail/fingernail clippings." 4. "My worst one was in the summertime in the '80s. We got called out to an apartment building because the hot water heaters had gone out.…