Television SNL Finally Parodied Kash Patel. It Was Perfect. Only one comedian could’ve pulled off his douchey, bro-y energy. Photo illustration by Slate. Photos via Saturday Night Live /YouTube and Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty Images. If Kash Patel happened to be at home watching TV on Saturday night and not, say, out getting hammered at a bar after another banner worst week ever serving under Donald Trump, I hope for his sake that he wasn’t watching NBC. Either way, I fear the hangover is a nasty one. The FBI director was skewered on Saturday Night Live this weekend in a pitch-perfect scene that worked only because of the surprise star brought in to play him: Aziz Ansari. And yes, he made fun of Patel’s bulging eyes. In a cold-open sketch that smartly compared Patel’s swaggering machismo to that of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, here played by Colin Jost, Ansari lampooned the FBI chief as a pompous party boy who is woefully wrong for the job.…