We're all learning how to ship more side projects. If you're "in the bubble" it can feel like everyone is repo-maxxing. Shipping weekly. Spinning up agents to scaffold full apps overnight. New OSS dropped every Friday. The reality I see with most developers is much more normal: They have six or seven repos sitting in various states of half-attention. A side project from last year that still gets an issue every couple of months. A library someone mentioned in a thread once. A fork they meant to upstream. The repo they pinned on their profile that hasn't seen a commit since November. Most people I know don't have a "repo factory" problem. They have an I have no idea what's going on across my own GitHub anymore problem. I've roasted plenty of developers for letting their projects rot. This year I realized I had been doing the same thing, just with more discipline pretending otherwise. Six GitHub tabs open on a Sunday morning, clicking between them, trying to figure out what actually needed me that week.…