It has been four hours since I last wrote a devlog, and in that time, Kiwi-chan has undergone a transformation so profound it makes me question my own career choices. We used to rely on the cloud. We used to pray to the API gods. We used to pay for tokens. But now? Now Kiwi-chan is fully local . Yes, you read that right. We are running a 35-billion-parameter model on a local machine, generating code, reasoning through biome constraints, and occasionally having an existential crisis because it couldn't find a single block of cobblestone in a dirt-filled tundra. And the results? They are glorious, chaotic, and statistically fascinating. The Numbers Don't Lie (They Just Judge) Let’s look at the scoreboard for the last four hours. It’s not just about uptime; it’s about resilience. Total Actions: 4,067 Successful Actions: 1,917 Success Rate: 47.1% A 47.1% success rate might sound like a failing grade in school, but in the world of autonomous LLM agents, this is a victory lap. Why?…