Like Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers has *thoughts* on Pete Hegseth reportedly burning through $93 billion in one month. The *Late Night* host used his "A Closer Look" deep dive segment to examine the U.S. War (née Defense) Department and secretary spending serious taxpayer money — and not just the $5.6 billion the Trump administration spent on the first two days of the U.S.-Iran war. A recent government watchdog report uncovered exorbitant pre-war department spending on luxuries like $1.8 million on musical instruments (including a $98K Steinway grand piano), $5.3 million worth of Apple devices (including 400 new iPad Air M3s), $4 million worth of Samsung products, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak in Sept. 2025 alone. "They spent $15 million on steak in one month? Who are you? Sterling, Cooper, Draper, and Price? If you're gonna eat that much steak, you better have come up with a new campaign for Lucky Strike," said Meyers.…