Well, hello there! Great to see you. Welcome back to another terrific (terrifying?) installment of America’s favorite drunken advice column, *Am I the Literary Asshole?* It’s the place where we can read people’s anonymous letters and judge them privately (or in group texts with our friends). I’m your host, Kristen Arnett, and I’m fresh off the plane back from AWP! I saw so many beautiful faces and wonderful friends! I ran into my benevolent editor, Jonny Diamond (you know, the guy who makes sure this column somehow manages to stay somewhat coherent). I sang karaoke! Baltimore, you are truly a charmed city. Thanks for the beers and the memories! Speaking of the hotel bar, why don’t we pretend we’re back there again while we drink to today’s questions? Quickly, everyone form an impenetrable mass in front of the four feet of bar while the solitary bartender struggles to hear anyone’s order! It’ll take two hours to get your drink, but hey, at least we’re all in this together.…