Just for fun and self reflection and using White, Blue, Purple, Brown, and Black Belts, how would you rank yourself in these areas?

Guard:
Passing:
Pressure:
Flexibility:
Chokes:
Arm Locks:
Leg & Foot Locks:
Weird Stuff (think banana split, chokes from bottom side mount, gogoplata, etc. Obviously this is subjective as you may not think these things are "weird"):
BJJ Concepts & Principles Knowledge:
Teaching Ability:

For me, I'd rank myself as follows:

Guard: Blue
Passing: Blue
Pressure: White
Flexibility: Purple
Chokes: Purple
Arm locks: Blue
Leg & Foot Locks: Purple
Weird Stuff: Purple
BJJ Concepts & Principles: Black
Teaching Ability: Brown

No wrong answers, just honest reflection