Aimee Lou Wood is not relatable, or so the “White Lotus” star claimed in her “ SNL U.K. ” monologue on Saturday. The Brit said that word of of her supposed relatability had spread far and wide over the last year and she wanted to show a “different” of herself. “Ever since I got famous, all I ever hear is how relatable I am, how bubbly I am,” Lou Wood explained. “But I’m here tonight to put those vicious rumors to rest, because, you know what, I’m a freak. I am a weird lady. I’m a Scorpio Moon for God’s sake. I once got a reading from an astrologer, and she said, ‘Sorry.’ That’s how intense my birth chart is.” Lou Wood then noted that, in a past life, she was British artist and filmmaker Derek Jarman and said she carried a crystal in her bra when she’s flying that protected her so long as the plane didn’t crash. Popular on Variety “Look, I know I may sound just like that fun Mancunian girl you lived in uni halls with, Oh, your cousin’s super sweet partner with the job you can’t quite remember.…