Ryan O'Hanlon May 29, 2026, 02:44 AM ET Close Ryan O'Hanlon is a staff writer for ESPN.com. He's also the author of "Net Gains: Inside the Beautiful Game's Analytics Revolution." See if you can remember the last time both teams scored in the UEFA Champions League final -- what rings a bell? It wasn't last year, of course, with Paris Saint-Germain 's 5-0 demolition of Inter Milan being the most lopsided final of all time. The year prior, it seemed like Borussia Dortmund scored a couple times in the first half against Real Madrid , but they didn't. In 2023, Romelu Lukaku accidentally blocked a shot by his teammate to keep Inter Milan off the board. In 2022, Thibault Courtois was named Man of the Match precisely because he prevented Liverpool from scoring a goal.…