Satire (Oh, who am I kidding?) Tax accountants are a genteel crowd with their pocket protectors and tape holding their glasses together, but commit a tax sin and get ready to assume the position. Genteel, yes. Also quick to fire back when an invisible line is crossed. Below are some things you should never do to a tax accountant if you want the biggest refund allowed by law. 1.) NEVER include bodily fluids or parts with your paperwork! I know I speak for my fellow brethren when I say nothing ends a lunch break (you realize we work during lunch, right?) faster than finding hair mixed in with the paperwork. Same with used tissues. And for my farming friends, manure. And if you think I am joking, I am not. I have found all these things in paperwork turned into my office. Added to this is smoke smell and machine shop smells and dirt. If you are a chain smoker take a healthy break from the cancer stick while around your tax papers. The smell travels and those of us who don’t smoke get a contact buzz.…