My LinkedIn feed (😬) is full of them. Consultants, freelance devs, ex-CTOs, all pitching the same story. In six months, non-tech founders who built their apps on Lovable or Bolt will wake up with broken code, and they will pay real money to have someone fix it. Rescue as a service. The next freelance goldrush. Think twice before you run toward that wave. Everybody is watching the set coming in. Nobody is checking whether it's going to turn into a real surfable wave, or just close out and collapse. TLDR: The consensus is everywhere. Eight to ten recent Medium pieces screaming " technical debt storm ." Three to five consultancies already have a " Vibe Coding Rescue " landing page live. A whole chunk of dev Twitter is rewriting bios to position. Wave-watchers are everywhere. The problem is one very specific number I kept looking for, and never found. I counted the articles. I counted the consultancies. I counted the LinkedIn headlines that flipped to "AI cleanup specialist." Then I counted a fourth thing.…