Diablo 4 has been out for nearly three years, with two entire expansions under its belt. I admit I haven’t been paying super-close attention to it recently, and I just sort of assumed that it, like all the other Diablo s, had a Secret Cow Level that players had discovered within a few weeks of launch and that everyone had promptly laughed about and moved on. I was surprised to discover, then, that said Secret Cow Level was actually just found yesterday. Diablo games have a long, storied history of cow levels. The idea of a cow level originated as a then-false rumor about the first Diablo , that a secret level could be reached by clicking on the game’s cows enough and entering a portal. The devs found the rumor amusing enough to start making cow-related in-game gags about it, and in Diablo 2 an actual secret level called Moo Moo Farm, complete with a Cow King boss, was added.…