I keep yinning when I should yang Image credit: ZA/UM I’ve been a super sorry spy again. THAT’S AGAINST YOUR AGREEMENT, Mr Wang shouts in text form, subsequently yanking away the bonuses afforded to me by my decision to adopt the Wang way. I didn’t think working the Wang into my thang would be this stressful, to be honest. It started out unassumingly enough. I stumbled across a community book store while wandering the streets of Zero Parades ’ Portofiro. The books were free to take without having to prise them from the mitts of a shopkeeper, with the option to leave some change in their place if you’re up for respecting the honour system. I did, despite being incredibly stingy by nature. One of the tomes I picked up was The Wang Guide to Improvised Firearms, volume two. It was about gun ethics, and also how to make your own from random odds and ends. I had no need for a gun at that point, but hey, it sounded like useful knowledge to have.…