Donkey Kong 64 is at last coming to Nintendo Switch Online, a grueling four-and-a-half years after Nintendo first put N64 games on the service, and a whole year after Nintendo seemingly inadvertently teased it . This has been met with plenty of eyerolling and monkey jokes from the populace because, as we all know, Donkey Kong 64 isn’t a very good game and is tedious to play in 2026, and no one in their right mind would pick it up on NSO, right? No! No, I’m not doing this anymore! Every time I bring up Donkey Kong 64 , everyone rushes in to tell me what a terrible game it is, and how I should not, under any circumstances, replay it! I’m tired of stiffly nodding along and saying, “Yes, it’s bad, but I have some nostalgia for it,” until we change the subject! Donkey Kong 64 is  good and I am not afraid to say it. First off, this weird DK64 hatred hasn’t always existed.…