Really hard to not write 500 FISH FILLET, I'll be honest Image credit: DEADBODY Games I have never played the knife game, the game where you rest your hand on a table, splay out your fingers, and stab the gaps between with a knife, increasing your speed as you go. The reason I have not played the knife game is because I like my fingers, and do not trust my own fine motor movement enough. Good thing video games exist then, 'ey? Specifically, it's a good thing 500 FINGER FILLET exists, or will exist somewhere down the line, a roguelite clicker where you have to stab yourself in the hand 500 times to escape a deadly trap. Or, again, stab the space between your fingers, the goal is not to lop off any of your little appendages. Here's how it works in practice: you are strapped down to a table. There is a counter attached to your wrist.…