2. "We once had a guy on our table who'd been suffering from strokes for the better part of a decade, thanks to his chronic smoking, and was placed in hospice care after the last major stroke. The man appeared to be getting better, but had another stroke, and when the nurse found him unresponsive, she did not perform CPR because he had a DNR (do not resuscitate). He was transported to our funeral home after all paperwork was done, and the crew had no problems with him on the way there. We were getting ready to prep him, and sometimes the human mind tricks you into thinking the body is breathing when it isn't, so when I saw this guy's chest moving, I just knew it was my imagination." "That is, until the mortician's assistant, a man who'd been working the trade for over a decade, looked at the guy on the table and said, 'I shouldn't have taken a week off.' I asked why. 'Because I'm seeing his chest move again.' I laughed.…