Over the hump and safely onto the other side of our first full week of May. All eyes are now on the weekend — and, of course, on that cruise ship that's apparently carrying the Bubonic Plague. Amazing. You click on ONE thing about it on Twitter , and all of a sudden, your entire timeline is just filled with a bunch of people who are suddenly epidemiologists. Feels good to be back in 2020! It's like I never left. The good news? The WHO says not to worry, and if we've learned anything over the years, it's that the WHO can be trusted. ZERO BS. JUST DAKICH. TAKE THE DON'T @ ME PODCAST ON THE ROAD. DOWNLOAD NOW! They're all wasted! Let's roll. Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps — the one where Nick Bosa's model girlfriend, Ella Ailiff, gets summer rolling by smoking tennis balls in a pink bikini. As one does, of course. Nick Bosa of the San Francisco 49ers stands on the sidelines during the national anthem before an NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sept. 21, 2025.…