My NAS, frood , has a bit of a weird setup. It’s just one big initramfs containing a whole Alpine Linux system. It’s delightful and I am not sure why it’s not more common. As long as the firmware can find the image, the machine comes up cleanly. Deploying a new version is just copying a single file. The system is defined declaratively in the git repo that builds the initramfs. Importantly to me, it’s not defined in some complex DSL: if I want a file to exist at /etc/example.conf I put it in root/etc/example.conf , and the rest is done by a few hundred lines of scripts I can (and have) read. Configuring it doesn’t look any different than configuring any regular Alpine system. I can test the next deploy with a qemu oneliner. There are very very few moving parts. If this already sounds appealing, you can skip to the “How it works” section below. I have updated this post for my 2025-onwards setup, which moved to a 64-core Ampere Altra and removed the bootloader in favor of a single-file UKI.…