Welcome to Open Tab, a weekly roundup of news, gossip, and stories that have stayed open in my tabs all week. Last week we covered the critics still dining at Noma post-scandal What if I told you the San Marzanos you thought you bought were not in fact true San Marzano tomatoes ? I know, shocking right? But if you bought Cento's “San Marzano”-labeled canned tomatoes you, my friend, may have been the victim of fraud. At least, that's what a lawsuit against the company alleges . Another shocking revelation this week: FBI director Kash Patel , who, according to The Atlantic has displayed “ erratic behavior and excessive drinking ,” is apparently known for giving away personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon . The irony is too much to handle for me personally. In legal news, the saga of spice company Burlap & Barrel 's lawsuit contesting the Trump administration's tariffs has reached what may be its final chapter.…