For two years, I was the definition of "meh" at online poker. I could beat the micro-stakes on Pokerstars, but just barely. A 2bb/100 win rate meant I was basically paying for my own coffee and a Netflix subscription. I was stuck in a cycle of grind, study, grind, break-even, repeat. Then a buddy from my study group sent me a link. "Poker on Telegram," he said. "Crypto. The games are softer than a marshmallow pillow." I laughed. A chat app for real-money poker? That sounded like a phishing attempt wrapped in a bad joke. But he was up 12 buy-ins in a week. So I clicked. The Truth About Telegram Poker Bots The core loop is deceptively simple. You find a Telegram bot that acts as a poker client. You send crypto to a wallet address it provides. That balance appears in the bot's interface. You join a table, and the bot deals cards via inline buttons and text messages. You type /call , /raise 50 , or /fold . It feels like playing poker in 1998, but with crypto. The first bot I tried was a mess.…