2. "I was a special events planner 10 years ago, and eventually left the wedding industry because it's horrible. I did a wedding for a couple where it was pretty much an arranged marriage, the groom was clearly gay, and the bride talked CONSTANTLY about how she was marrying into money, and even if they divorced next week, she was set. The groom's vows were tragic, and he looked like he was reading a cancer diagnosis. Their kiss is forever etched in my mind as the most uncomfortable thing I've ever experienced. It wasn't super unconvincing, but you saw SO many people give each other weird looks or make jokes, to the point, the videographer had trouble editing the ceremony to be convincing." "The reception was basically groom side and bride side, with barely any interaction. They skipped the first dance, and the cake cutting was just the bride and her bridesmaids for some bizarre reason.…