To close out *Saturday Night Live’s* Weekend Update, Colin Jost introduced the night's final guest: Punch the monkey's mom. Not literally, of course. It was Sarah Sherman, in a bikini-fitted monkey costume, who portrayed the absentee mama as a trailer-trash harlot. SEE ALSO: Connor Storrie settles a disagreement in 'SNL' skit Sherman's "Mama Punch" immediately clarified that she didn’t abandon Punch-kun under tragic circumstances — she simply didn't want him. From there, the segment unfolded exactly how any Sarah Sherman Weekend Update appearance does. She rattled off a résumé of famous primates she's allegedly romanced — King Kong, Curious George — and proudly reminded the audience that she was, in her words, "Harambe’s last meal." SEE ALSO: The internet demanded another Punch update. So here's how he's doing. The whole bit felt like a *Maury* episode produced during a fever dream, or like stumbling onto *WWF Raw Is War* way too late on a Monday night.…