“You are being lied to,” says Jim Haggerty The Onion announced this week that it has finally locked down a deal to take over InfoWars , the right-wing conspiracy platform founded by Alex Jones. The satire outfit is already off and running with the new acquisition, selling merch featuring a reimagined, rainbow version of the InfoWars logo. It’s already reimagining its content, too, which will parody both Jones and the broader conspiracy-crazed, grifter-rich ecosystem he cashed in on for decades. Rolling Stone has obtained an exclusive first clip from one of InfoWars’ most exciting new properties: The Jim Haggerty Show . “I’m free of my corporate shackles, and my only business is freedom,” a newly red-pilled Haggerty, who you may recognize from his days as a cheery Onion News Network host, says in the teaser.…