Opinion Broadcaster and columnist May 9, 2026 — 5:30am Ahead of Mother’s Day, how can you check that you are a real, ridgy-didge, typical young mother – the sort that deserves a present first thing tomorrow? A quick quiz might help. Mums, you’ve earned your hand-drawn Mother’s Day cards. Getty Images/iStockphoto 1: I spend the majority of my disposable income on: a) day trips b) day spas c) day care 2: Sometimes I daydream about sleeping: a) with Ryan Gosling b) with Jacob Elordi c) for more than two consecutive hours 3: I believe the ABC program 7.30 is: a) biased towards Labor b) biased towards the Coalition c) on too late 4: Thinking about the last time my partner and I made love leaves me thinking about: a) how good-looking he/she is b) how considerate he/she is c) all the other things that happened during COVID Would you rather sleep with Jacob Elordi or for more than two consecutive hours?…