Brian Kelly will turn 65 this fall, owns nearly 300 career wins, and has coached football longer than some athletic directors have been alive. He is also, apparently, a chatbot guy now. Surely, another small sign of an impending apocalypse. The former LSU and Notre Dame coach told USA Today this week that he spends his days quizzing an artificial intelligence assistant named Claude , hoping the technology can sharpen his pitch for whatever head coaching gig comes next. I hope you're having fun reading this. It is a fascinating image, well, perhaps, fascinating in a brain-rot sense. Picture it. A grizzled boomer coach, a household name in his industry, spectacled, glasses pushed down to the tip of his nose, grandson's laptop on his dining room table with the big lights on overhead cued up to Claude.AI, index fingers extended for his hunt-and-peck typing method, plugging in prompt after prompt, asking the clankers to help him sound more compelling in front of a hiring committee. I want off this ride.…