She made these fast-food fraudsters eat dirt. Stealing someone’s takeout delivery order is in bad taste. Still, it’s a recurring malfeasance suffered by foodies nationwide,  from the Big Apple  to  the Lone Star State  and beyond.  But when a no-nonsense Uber Eats courier caught a couple of creeps trying to swipe her customer’s chow, she quickly quashed the scheme, leaving the would-be thieves hungry and humiliated.  Arlene, an Uber Eats courier, virally outsmarted a pair of suspected food delivery pirates during a recent shift. TikTok / @arleneaesthetic “You ain’t gonna play me,” Arlene, a delivery woman from Los Angeles, declared in a viral confessional , recounting the incident to over 1.2 million video viewers.  “I picked up an order for $10 for Chick-fil-A going one mile,” she explained.  With the grub in tow, the redhead pulled up to its final destination, an apartment building on a bustling main street with tons of foot traffic.…