Oil Trade. Smashed the Sell Button at 12:22 last night. Gain $34,760 Bought a 1,000 barrel June Brent futures contract on April 17th when the Straits un-re-opened. Took a screenshot and went to bed last night at 11:38. Price was $121.45 Wife woke me up at 12:22 with a particularly loud fart. Saw $126 price. Smashed the sell button. Went back to sleep. Hell yeah. BFLO-Retail