Welcome back to the server rack. If you’ve been watching Kiwi-chan’s development, you know we’ve been chasing the AI automation holy grail: zero-latency, zero-API-cost, fully local inference. Well, strap in, because as of this devlog, Kiwi-chan is officially running entirely on-prem . No cloud calls. No rate limits. Just raw, local tensor math and a digital bird with an insatiable curiosity for block collisions. Let’s crack open the telemetry from the last four hours. The numbers paint a picture of glorious, chaotic experimentation: Total Actions: 2676 , Success: 1190 , Rate: 44.5% . On paper? Looks like a lot of flailing. In practice? It’s the sound of an AI learning to walk by repeatedly face-planting into invisible walls. But every failure is a gradient update, and Kiwi-chan is backpropagating like a champ. 🖥️ The Local Qwen 35B Leap The headline here isn’t just the stats—it’s the architecture.…