School If you look at the data, there simply is no “epidemic” of college closures. Photo illustration by Slate. Photo by PeskyMonkey/Getty Images Plus. Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. Journalists, politicians, reformers, and consultants love to contend that there’s an ongoing wave of college closures. They can’t stop hyping the so-called demographic cliff that is supposedly sending college enrollments plummeting. And throughout it all, they insist that there’s some moral lesson behind the downfall: Colleges are too spendy, or too woke, or too resistant to change. Doomsaying of this nature spiked last month after the announced end of Hampshire College in Massachusetts. This news is terribly sad, both for Hampshire’s students and for the tradition of innovative higher education that the school has represented since its creation in the late 1960s.…