Fashion’s most gilded night, the 2026 Met Gala, comes with a set of golden problems — like when someone has to use the bathroom. At an event where stars are zipped, sewn and sucked into their outfits, peeing is a logistical nightmare that involves careful planning, emergency backup and avoiding any liquids for as long as possible beforehand. The hottest topic of conversation isn’t who is getting the best bathroom selfie; it’s who is successfully using the bathroom. The iconic Met Gala bathroom selfie, where it appears nobody is actually peeing. Kylie Jenner / Instagram For most attendees, using the bathroom isn’t as simple as slipping into a stall. In fact, there’s actually a full business behind getting down to business. The extravagant gowns often require a full team effort to remove — and sometimes are left completely on the floor. Many of the biggest stars have their own assistants on site for this specific reason, Brian Daniel, founder of the Celebrity PA Network, told the Washington Post .…