Let me paint a picture for you. A polished pull request lands in your inbox. It looks amazing at first glance, but then you start digging in, and a few things seem off. Forty-five minutes later, you’ve crafted a thoughtful, encouraging response with a few clarifying questions. Who knows: Maybe this person might be a great new person to mentor, so it’s worth your time if they put in theirs. And then…nothing. Or the follow-up makes it clear the contributor doesn’t have the context needed to explain the change, often because AI made it easy to submit something plausible before they were ready to maintain it. Or you realize you’ve just spent your afternoon debugging someone’s LLM chat session. This is becoming more common. Not because contributors are acting in bad faith, but because it’s never been easier to generate something that looks plausible. The cost to create has dropped. The cost to review hasn’t.…