Who’s the new girl and why does she love the robot? Is the new girl the type who always gets the joke and has a rejoinder that keeps the whole room laughing? Who plays tennis, has a dog who runs with her through the park? The type you’d want at your cookout? Who you’d root for? No, she is not. So why was she at Vacationland for Singles (terraform area .0469), far from her secret research lab, clearly making eyes at the robot? She did not join in the fun on disco night or go jogging after flying objects on the beach with new friends. From the first day she was mooning up and down the sand alone and then stationing herself at the cantina to watch the robot click click click and serve drinks for hours, until it disappeared at dinner, likely going to its charging station, whereupon the girl would sulk back to her room, only to reappear in the morning, set herself up at the cantina with her device, and anxiously wait for the robot to arrive. What a disaster, this girl—Dylan was her name.…