"Thank you, Bertie, for asking the important questions." Image credit: Eurogamer / Funcom Earlier this week, Funcom released the big one for survival game Conan Exiles: a free Enhanced edition upgrade that visually overhauls the game, among other things. A curious side-effect of the update, however, was bestowing players with the potential for making the game's dangly parts even larger - Conan Exiles famously (or perhaps notoriously) has full nudity, and customisable "endowment" and breast sliders. What scant evidence there was at the time suggested Funcom did this deliberately, but I, being the rigorous journalist that I am, decided to investigate further. Watch on YouTube "Thank you, Bertie, for asking the important questions," Funcom told me in response. "It's not quite the email we expected at 9am on a Wednesday morning, but we're happy to respond.…