T he heterosexual male is about as welcome in the world of The Devil Wears Prada as a tofu burger at a hog roast. No, we don’t want dudes here, with their cynicism, tedium and neutral wardrobes. We want severe bobs and couture. We want Law Roach attempting to act. We want Balenciaga! The new sequel posits Lucy Liu as the saviour of the universe, which is somehow the fruitiest thing in a movie that features Stanley Tucci sporting a jaunty pocket square. So why does The Devil Wears Prada 2 , a follow-up far better than one might imagine for a 20-years-later “let’s get the gang back together” escapade, also insist on including the most criminally tedious heterosexual male to ever appear in a mainstream movie? Seemingly bred in a lab to make us all forgive original Devil Wears Prada boyfriend Adrian Grenier is Patrick Brammall’s Peter, an Australian real estate contractor who romances Anne Hathaway ’s Andy. And I say “romances” when I really mean “stares blankly while Andy muses about her work life”.…