Should you ever be in the unique position of producing a porn parody of a famous sitcom, there’s a long list of titles to choose from. The Dick Van Dyke Show , for one, is practically screaming out for an adult-themed adaptation of its own. Even some of the ones that have already gotten the XXX treatment kind of make sense—on paper, anyway. Like, you can at least understand why somebody would be interested in seeing an X-rated take on I Dream of Jeannie or 2 Broke Girls, right? But this is the porn industry we’re talking about, and of course, that means that shows no one has ever had erotic fantasies about have also been sexualized at this point. That, unfortunately, includes… Videos by VICE 1. SEINFELD 2009’s Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is loosely based on the popular “Soup Nazi” episode of Seinfeld.…