Sign up for the daily CJR newsletter . In 2022, Kash Patel, now the director of the FBI, published The Plot Against the King , the first in his series of illustrated children’s books. In The Plot and its two sequels, which draw on the stolen-2020-election conspiracy theory and the Trump-Russia probe, Patel appears as a wizard in a pointy blue hat (“Kash the Distinguished Discoverer”) who helps “King Donald” battle a series of foes who seek to usurp his throne. These include “Hillary Queenton,” “Baron Von Biden,” “Comma-la-la-la,” and “the heralds,” Patel’s name for the press, who spread rumors and lies about King Donald being a cheater. The heralds hold trumpets labeled “NYT,” “CNN,” and “The Post.” “Don’t just trust the person with the loudest trumpet,” Patel urges readers at one point.…