Sadly, it’s not every day, month, or even year that the PlayStation 5 gets a massive exclusive. Saros is just that, but a bunch of inexplicably angry dudes have started a massive misinformation campaign to make things worse for devs and gamers alike. Let’s shed light on these shenanigans. Saros, Housemarque’s spiritual follow-up to the fantastic 3rd-person bullet hell revolution that was Returnal, is finally out, rules, and some people are somehow not having it. So, to combat this huge problem, a game that’ll force players to clean the dust off their PS5, people on the Internet have been coordinating to spread some ridiculous spoilers regarding the game’s story. The most “popular” of the bunch explains that the main character finds himself in his predicament because his wife left him for a black woman. First off, this is a gross and clearly malicious misrepresentation of the game’s events. That’s why the “screenshots” used to “expose” the game’s plot are all AI slop.…