Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump Convicted felon, real estate fraud and pedophile protector Donald Trump has never met a boast too weird, but his latest anecdote wanders straight out of medieval plague folklore. The US President cheerfully describes what sounds less like medicine and more like amateur necromancy. If the Trump administration keeps going at this pace, FDA approval may soon be replaced by a séance and a guy in a velvet cape with a tin foil skullcap saying, "Stand back, I've got this." Previously: • Grandpa Puddin' Brains barrels past the last guardrail of reality • Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland • Grandpa Pudding Brains on walking without legs • Grandpa Pudding Brains insists test was difficult, struggles to keep details straight • Grandpa Pudding Brains sure sees some weird doctors Man returns from vacation to learn that he has died, according to the government When Nick Fatouros of Montreal, Canada returned from a long vacation in Costa Rica, a…