9. "I worked in a brothel for almost a year. A guy came in and 'selected me' (he was weirdly awkward and shy, as other girls said they had seen him before), and we went up to a room. We had a very strict policy about health checks, so I asked him to take his pants off. He hesitated, and I thought, 'Oh, boy, he's got something.' I asked him again, and he finally, slowly started to take his pants off. He mumbled, 'I may have one pimple.' I told him, 'Okay, but I'd have to see it anyway.' It was the WORST case of warts I have ever seen, in real life or a health book. I couldn't even see his skin. I almost threw up, but I kept it professional and said, 'I'm sorry, I can't service you today. Have you seen a doctor?' He mumbled, 'Yes, he said it was fine.' Eye roll." "I said, 'Sir, you have genital warts. No legal brothel will accept you. You can get a full refund downstairs.' I opened the door and waited for him to walk out into the hallway.…