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Rock Paper Shotgun·Mark Warren·about 1 month ago
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Image credit: RPS Sundays are for realising that you aren't who you thought you were. You thought you were Jonathan Frakes. You thought you'd starred in both Star Trek: The Next Generation and 1995 video game Multimedia Celebrity Poker. You thought you'd played an unnamed dug dealer in a 1982 Hill Street Blues episode named 'Of Mouse and Man'. You thought you'd directed an episode of Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce called 'Rule No. 155: Go with the Magician'. You thought a man named Trim Jinca had used your face as a profile picture a time or two. You were wrong on all counts. You are Jonathan Frakes. But not that Jonathan Frakes. You don't ask the questions here. You answer them. And so I ask: who are you? You grasp around for the answer. All you can come up with off the bat is a review of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream by Giant Bomb 's Dan Ryckert. That's from last week, I warn you. Since it's all you've got, I permit it. But consider it strike one against you.…

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