I demand a feature length lotr marvel universe franchise movie about Bill the Pony and his harrowing journey from Moria West-Gate back to Bree. Just call it "LotR: The Journey of Bill. "

No dialogue, no "sexy elves", no deep lore, just 90 solid minutes of hard-core pony survival against all odds. Wolves and orcs and monsters, and our brave pony....

You can even get Sean Astin in to do some flashback scenes that give Bill the inspiration to go on.