Getting dressed on trains is a perilous business Image credit: Paralives Studio / Retrogems Cosy life sim Paralives launched into early access this week , sweetening the initial reception with a roadmap full of free goodies . I've been looking forward to the game, if only because there has been such disappointment of late on the life sim front – Paradox Tectonic's Life By You fell foul of funding cuts , Inzoi is a horrible haunted Botox catalogue , and EA's plans for The Sims 5 remain nebulous and live-servicey . Paralives? It appears both throwback and forward-thinking, a game of rosy cheeks, antique shops and smaller mechanical touches like skill progression juddering to a halt if your character's needs aren't met. It's the champion this wayward genre needs. What could go wrong? Ah, it seems the character creator has been making people physically ill. Developers Alex Massé and team have posted a list of Known Issues on Steam .…