Okay, story time. Last Tuesday I'm scrolling Twitter (sorry, "X", whatever) and I see the fifth take of the week along the lines of: "AI is destroying software security. The Shai-Hulud worm proves AI is dangerous." And I'm sitting there like… my brother in Christ, the worm is literally called Shai-Hulud. It's named after the giant sandworm in Dune . A worm. That eats things. Through a desert. That is exactly the level of subtlety we're operating at, and you're telling me ChatGPT did this? Look. I've spent the last few weeks reading every Socket, Aikido, Wiz, Snyk, Unit 42, and Microsoft writeup on Shai-Hulud 1.0, Shai-Hulud 2.0, Mini Shai-Hulud, Sha1-Hulud: The Second Coming (yes that's a real name), SANDWORM_MODE, PhantomRaven, and the s1ngularity/Nx mess that started it all. I'm a full-stack dev. I ship Flutter apps, I run my own VPS, I publish to npm occasionally, and I use AI tools every single day. So let me say this with my whole chest: The AI did not do this. We did this. We have been doing this.…