By virtue of being the closing act, Seth Meyers headlined NBCUniversal’s upfront this morning. And though I wouldn’t say it was his strongest set there in recent memory, performing topical standup to TV advertisers at noon on a Monday is not quite Saturday night at the Comedy Cellar. It probably did not help that his opener was 100 minutes of advanced-viewership-metrics talk and the featured act was Mike Tomlin. Meyers’ monologue went after some familiar foes — Donald Trump, rival broadcaster CBS and even NBC ‘s parent company Comcast — further down the rankings, Kevin Hart caught a stray. As if Hart didn’t get enough last night during his Netflix roast . Below are Meyers’ best jokes from the event, ranked: “NBC was the number one broadcast television network for the 2025-2026 television season. After over a decade, we have taken down CBS. Well, the Ellisons did , but I like to think we helped.” “NBC has the Emmys this year — well, they’re airing here.…