News broke Tuesday that President Donald Trump’s face would soon appear on new U.S. passports. It wasn’t exactly a surprise, given the way Trump has been slapping his name on various buildings, planning to plaster his face on two different coins this summer, and naming government initiatives after himself. Have you signed up for a Trump Account or TrumpRX yet? But there has been some confusion about how widespread the Trump passports will be, perhaps because Fox News raced out an “exclusive” on the story after the White House press office apparently tipped off Fox that another competing news outlet was going to break the story . The Fox story is confusing and has left people with questions. Will every U.S. citizen get a Trump passport? When do the new passports start? And how can I avoid getting a passport that bears the face of our dipshit president? What will the new Trump passports look like?…