You wrote a retry loop. It catches exceptions, waits with exponential backoff, and tries again. Clean, simple, elegant. But have you actually tested it with real LLM API failures? I tracked over 6,000 real API calls across production workloads using OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google models. The result? A plain retry loop achieves 0% recovery for the failures that actually matter. Circuit breaker? Also 0% . This isn't a clickbait headline. It's a structural problem. Let me show you why — and what actually works. The 8 Failure Types That Kill Your Retry Loop Not all API failures are created equal. Here are the 8 types I encountered in production: 1. Rate Limit (429) — Too many requests. Retrying makes it worse. 2. Model Deprecated — The model no longer exists. No retries help. 3. Invalid API Key (401/403) — Wrong or expired key. Same error every time. 4. Context Overflow (400) — Prompt too long. Same rejection. 5. Timeout Cascade — Slow call cascades across pipeline. 6.…