Shark is best known for making products that suck – but the vacuuming giant’s last product blows. Delightfully named the Shark blastboss , the handheld blower uses 190mph gusts to blast away your mess. It’s cordless, cute, costs £129.99 and is available in strawberry pink. You’d be forgiven for being skeptical, given the date, but the Shark blastboss is real. Essentially a miniature leaf blower with a broom attachment, it’s designed for blasting dirt and detritus from your patio, your car and (if you’re feeling brave) your living room. Shark loftily calls it an “indoor-outdoor air blasting system”, designed to bridge the gap between bulky, deafening garden blowers and those cans of compressed air you use to clean crumbs out of your laptop keyboard. Read more: The best cordless vacuum cleaners The compact, battery-powered unit features a variable-speed trigger that can dial the airflow all the way up to a staggering 190mph.…