On April 30, Cloudflare quietly published a blog post and a docs page that nobody outside the agentic AI crowd noticed for about 24 hours. The headline buried a real shift. AI agents can now provision a Cloudflare account, register a domain, attach a Stripe payment method, deploy a Worker, and hand you back a live URL. With a single CLI command. With no human in the loop after you accept terms and add a card. Stripe Projects is the open beta side. The Cloudflare Agents SDK is the runtime side. The protocol underneath is called Machine Payments Protocol (MPP), co authored by Tempo Labs and Stripe, with x402 (HTTP 402 Payment Required) doing the actual money plumbing. The whole thing went live this week. This is the first time the major infra players have published a real specification for "agent buys thing, deploys thing, pays for thing" without manual intervention. The spec is short. The implications are not.…